Stewart’s Indy Sideshow

SpeedReading

By DAVE MOO DY

 

Tony Stewart made an unannounced visit to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway Sunday, for the final day of qualifying for the 88th Indianapolis 500. His appearance was everything America has grown to love about reality television. It was shocking, it was unpredictable, and it was a completely orchestrated hoax.

 

Stewart’s mere presence at the Brickyard whipped the ever-present media hoard into an instant dither. When he wandered into A.J. Foyt’s garage area, the dither became a dull roar. IRL officials soon announced that Stewart had taken and passed a pre-qualifying physical, and when he emerged from the garage moments later -- wearing a firesuit -- and slid into one of Foyt’s backup cars for a test fitting, the dull roar became a full-fledged feeding frenzy. Stewart spent the next hour or so confabbing with Foyt’s crew, while coyly refusing to comment on exactly what he was doing, or why.

 

Finally, with just 45 minutes remaining in the final qualifying session, Stewart huddled with his longtime manager, Cary Agajanian. After speaking briefly in hushed tones, the former IRL and NASCAR Nextel Cup champion stepped up to the microphones to announce that his contract with Joe Gibbs Racing does not allow him to drive Indy Cars at the Brickyard.

 

Tony already knew that, of course, as did everyone else on Gasoline Alley. He also knew that he drives a Chevrolet in the Nextel Cup series, while Foyt's team uses Toyota engines. Despite those two fairly significant stumbling blocks, Stewart acted surprised by the news that he would not be allowed to race, acting as if he had come to the Brickyard fully intending to qualify for “The Greatest Spectacle in Racing.”

 

“(The problem) was on the stock-car side of things,” admitted Stewart, adding that there was no doubt in his mind that he could still get the job done in an Indy Car. In his words, “They’re not running speeds I haven’t run before. We've got 365 days to put something together for next year. I've got the fever now."

 

Orchestrated as it was, Stewart’s soap opera did accomplish one thing. It gave ABC something to talk about during an afternoon-long, live broadcast that otherwise featured all the drama and suspense of the Pillsbury Bake-Off. Just 33 drivers attempted qualifying for this year’s 33-car Indianapolis 500 field, meaning that for the second year in a row, no actual bumping took place on Bump Day. Every driver that made a qualifying attempt will start this year’s race, leading one to believe that Foyt himself could have made the field, if only he could have wedged that beer-gut underneath a steering wheel.

 

Stewart – a better racer than actor – struggled to keep a straight face Sunday, eventually admitting, "We had you guys fooled, because it wasn't a real serious deal when I got here."

 

No, Tony, you didn’t fool anyone. All you accomplished was to embarrass yourself and the once-great race you claim to love, adding a sad dose of false drama into a day that was otherwise duller than dishwater. Unfortunately, all the B-movie sideshows in the world won’t change the fact that you remain winless on the 2004 NASCAR Nextel Cup season. They won’t change the fact that you already trail Dale Earnhardt, Jr. by nearly 200 points in the battle for the Nextel Cup championship. And they won't add any respectability to a 2004 season long on controversy and short on competitiveness.

 

Last week, in the aftermath of his latest dust-up with television commentator Darrell Waltrip, Tony Stewart said he said he might just leave the NASCAR circuit altogether, in favor of a purer, less-restrictive form of racing.

 

Sunday’s sideshow may have been a good first step on that road.

 

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            NASCAR admitted Tuesday what Carl Edwards already knew; the caution lights came momentarily on lap 130 of Friday night’s NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series race at Lowe’s Motor Speedway. Edwards was leading the race when Chad Chaffin’s Dodge hit the wall and began shedding parts on the backstretch. Seeing the yellow caution lights come on, Edwards slowed down, only to have runner-up Dennis Setzer storm past when the caution signal was inexplicably turned off again. Setzer went on to win the race, while an upset Edwards settled for a second-place finish.

 

A Monday review of in-car camera footage confirmed the error, and officials concluded that the switch controlling the caution lights in the flagman’s stand was momentarily triggered. NASCAR has apologized to Edwards and his Jack Roush team, with Craftsman Truck Series Director Wayne Auton saying, “We made a mistake on this one. It is regrettable, and we’re doing everything we can to make sure this doesn’t happen again. We apologize to Carl Edwards and everyone associated with the No. 99 Superchips Ford.” Unfortunately, changes can not be made to the official race results, since a handful of laps were run after the error occurred.

 

“NASCAR officials have a tough job,” said a gracious Edwards Tuesday. “They made a mistake in the heat of the moment that turned out to be a critical one for me, and I lost a race on account of the mistake. I appreciate that they accepted responsibility for the mistake in a public way. I wasn’t looking forward to being remembered as “the rookie who blew it,” and I’m relieved that NASCAR has set the record straight.”

 

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For the third time in recent weeks, spectators threw cans and other debris on the racetrack following Saturday night’s Nextel All-Star Challenge at Lowe’s Motor Speedway.

 

"I had a full beer can hit the car," said defending Nextel Cup champion Matt Kenseth afterward. "I don't like stuff hitting the car, but there's nothing you can do about five or six individuals, I guess."

 

Flying debris was also a problem at Talladega – where spectators (I refuse to calls them “fans”) inundated the track with garbage to protest Jeff Gordon’s win under caution --and at California Speedway. Virtually every track on the NASCAR schedule has signs warning fans that they will be ejected for throwing things on the track, but so far, no ejections or arrests have been reported. While Saturday’s latest incident admittedly only a few brain-dead cretins, the ramifications will ultimately be felt by everyone when, at some point in the near future, NASCAR is forced to ban cans and bottles in an effort to ensure the safety of its competitors and fans.

 

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Short (Track) Subjects…

 

Chelsea ’s Frank Keene has filed the first entry for the “Beverage Mart Dirt/Asphalt Modified Twin 25's”at Airborne Raceway on Sunday, July 11. The race is the first of two for the 358 Dirt/Asphalt Modifieds at Airborne as part of the track’s 50th anniversary season. Keene was Airborne’s final dirt champion in 1989, before the track was purchased and reopened as an asphalt facility under the management of the American Canadian Tour.

 

"I think the Dirt Modified race will draw a lot of fans and cars, and put on a good show," said Keene . There are a lot of dirt racing fans in the area, and some good local drivers."

 

…There is no shortage of history at Thunder Road’s Memorial Day Classic, much of it belonging to favorite son “Dynamite” Dave Dion. Between 1975 and 1978 – during the original NASCAR North Tour days -- the Hudson , NH , driver owned the Memorial Day race, carrying the checkered flag four years in a row. He reeled off another four-race Memorial Day winning streak from 1989 to 1992. Now into his sixth decade, and racing only part-time on the NASCAR Busch North Series, Dion appears unlikely to add to his Memorial Day total anytime soon, but his mark of nine Memorial Day victories at “The Nation’s Site of Excitement” will almost certainly stand forever.

 

In stark contrast to Dion’s dominance, there have been 10 different “Memorial Day Classic” winners in the past 10 years, including last year’s victor, Pete Fecteau.

 

…Tomorrow night, the weekend racing schedule kicks off when the ACT New England Dodge Tour returns to Twin State Speedway for a second try at the inaugural “Sonny Fleury Memorial 100.” Two weeks ago, 33 Late Models were vying for 26 starting spots when heavy rains forced the plug to be pulled. A total of 16 drivers, including defending ACT champion Jean-Paul Cyr, point leader Brent Dragon, 2003 ACT runner-up Todd Stone and three-time Thunder Road champion Phil Scott are already qualified for the race, as are Mark Lamberton and Cris Michaud, who will start on the front row. Twin State ’s weekly divisions will also be in action, and rain checks from the May 15 event will be honored Friday night, with a post time of 7 p.m. The Canaan (NH) Fair Speedway dirt track also waves the green flag Friday night, with the 358 Modifieds running a Twin State Series event, sponsored by NAPA of Lebanon. Racing starts at 7:00.

 

Saturday, NASCAR’s Busch North Series invades the Lime Rock Park road course in northwestern Connecticut . The race begins at 10:35 a.m., leading off the traditional Lime Rock Memorial Day racing weekend.

Riverside Speedway in Groveton , New Hampshire , celebrates their 40th anniversary Saturday, beginning 3 p.m. with a reunion for former racers, crewmembers, track officials, employees and fans. Several vintage race cars will be on hand. The regular Riverside Saturday night card begins at 6:35, highlighted by Round One of the Coca-Cola Triple Crown Series for the Tiger/Sportsman division. Also scheduled to appear are the Late Models, Super Stocks and Street Stocks, with a giant fireworks display to close the evening. After getting rained-on last weekend, White Mountain Motorsports Park in North Woodstock , NH , gets down to Saturday night racing with the Late Models, Super Streets, Strictly Streets, Strictly Minis, and Kids’ Trucks racing under the lights for the first time in 2004. The green flag waves at 6:00.

 

Sunday, Thunder Road hosts Round Four of the 2004 ACT New England Dodge Tour, the 39th Mekkelsen RV “Memorial Day Classic.” More than 40 ACT Late Models are expected, along with Thunder Road ’s Flying Tiger Sportsmen, Street Stocks and Junkyard Warriors, with a post time of 1:30 p.m. Gates open at 10:00. Also Sunday, the PASS Pro Stocks go 150 laps at the Canaan (NH) Fair Speedway asphalt track, along with a 75-lap Street Stock event awarding a guaranteed starting spot in the “DNK New England Street Stock Championship” in October at Maine ’s Unity Raceway. The PASS Modifieds will also be in competition, with racing set to start at 2:00.